Last week’s UK Top 10 Videogames. Scores*

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"Fifa 10 Boxart"

Notice that I’ve used the full range of 1-10 in these scores.

1. Bioshock 2 (PC/PS3/360). Score  6/10 – lacking in originality.

2. Just Dance (Wii). Score 1/10 – No Davina on cover art.

3. Fifa 10 (PS3/360/PSP/Wii). Score 3/10 – Why is there a Gears of War locust on the cover?

4. Modern Warfare 2 (PS3/360/PC). Score 9/10 – Because.

5. Wii Sports Resort (Wii). Score  7/10 – No Gamecube controller support.

6. New Super Mario Bros (Wii). Score 2/10 – Its not really new.

7. Wii Fit Plus (Wii). Score 10/10 – The detective is the killer.

8.  Mass Effect 2 (PC/360). Score 8/10 – Title is misleading, there’s no church-going in this.

9. Dante’s Inferno (PS3/360). Score 5/10 – No DS port.

10. Bayonetta (PS3/360).  Score 4/10 – Graphics on 360 were too good.

* I don’t even need to play games to review them. I guarantee most reviewers don’t**

**More lies

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